[powerlifter]

A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the
pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her
husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord,
have mercy -- I can't give you cyanide to kill your
husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my
license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all
kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you
can NOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a
picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's
wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription.